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David W. Jones

Do you know how economics was invented?
Three unemployed white guys got drunk in a bar...
#economics #bad #jokes

Jul 17, 2025, 11:52 · · 0 · 0
David W. Jones

Did you hear about Hollywood deciding to make a movie about a marijuana grow operation setting up shop in a cowtown in Old West times?
They called it Westweed.
#bad #movie #concepts

Jul 17, 2025, 05:04 · · 0 · 0
David W. Jones

FORTH: Favorite Of Retired Technical Halfwits
#bad #joke #acronyms

Jul 17, 2025, 02:43 · · 0 · 0
David W. Jones

4-letter word, viagra

Did you hear about the man that got smarter when he took viagra?

It's because his brain was in his dick!

#bad #joke

Jul 16, 2025, 22:51 · · 0 · 0
𝕂𝚞𝚋𝚒𝚔ℙ𝚒𝚡𝚎𝚕

JWTs Are Not Session Tokens , Stop Using Them Like One

When JSON Web Tokens (JWTs) hit the mainstream, they were hailed as the solution to everything wrong with session management. Stateless! Compact! Tamper-proof! Suddenly, everyone started stuffing them into every web app like ketchup on bad code.

🧑‍💻 archive.fo/01UkP

#json #jwt #webdev #token #web #code #bad #badcode #WebTokens #ketchup

Jul 14, 2025, 05:20 · · 1 · 0
David W. Jones

Pioneer Bob, his wife Ann, and their 10-year-old boy were fording a river. Bob and Ann were on horses, the boy on a pony.

As they got to the middle, a strong current hit them and started to wash the pony down the river.

Pioneer Bob threw the end of a rope to his wife and yelled, "Ann, tie his to mine!", thereby saving their boy and inventing a medical term at the same time.

#bad #pun #joke

Jul 12, 2025, 06:54 · · 0 · 0
David W. Jones

Spouse and I completed our trudge through Tom Robbins' Even Cowgirls Get The Blues by watching the movie. Godawful, but an improvement over the book, by virtue of leaving out half the book.

Never touching anything by Robbins again.

#bookstodon #TomRobbins #bad #movie

Jul 11, 2025, 07:51 · · 0 · 0
David W. Jones

Child rushing home from school excited: "Mommy, Mommy, I want to be a strange quark when I grow up!"

"Hush, child. You'll grow up to be a tau neutrino just like your daddy."

#particlephysics #bad #joke

Jul 09, 2025, 07:29 · · 0 · 0
David W. Jones

Where do dessert makers learn to cook?
Pie School.
#bad #pun #joke

Jul 08, 2025, 23:02 · · 0 · 0

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