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My boss calls me "the computer"
Nothing to do with intelligence, I go to sleep if left unattended for 15 minutes.

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My boss calls me "the computer"
Nothing to do with intelligence, I go to sleep if left unattended for 15 minutes.

Apr 05, 2025, 08:37 · · 0 · 0

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Today is national steak & blowjob day. If you are married its just a Friday.

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Today is national steak & blowjob day. If you are married its just a Friday.

Apr 04, 2025, 17:10 · · 0 · 0

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‘How do you sleep at night knowing that there are some people in the world who don't like you?’

‘With no underwear in case they want to kiss my ass’

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Apr 03, 2025, 04:21 · · 0 · 0

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Why did Donald Trump invest in Bitcoin?

Because he finally found something more unpredictable than his tweets!

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Why did Donald Trump invest in Bitcoin?

Because he finally found something more unpredictable than his tweets!

Apr 01, 2025, 17:45 · · 0 · 0

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Condoms don't always guarantee safe sex.
A buddy of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband.

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Mar 30, 2025, 07:08 · · 0 · 0

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It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.

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Mar 29, 2025, 19:33 · · 0 · 0

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Not to brag, but I just got hired as a fitness model.

They used me as the "before" picture.

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Mar 29, 2025, 16:58 · · 0 · 0

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I was in a taxi the other day and the driver said 'do you mind if I put some music on?'
I said 'Not at all'
He said 'Kiss?'
I said 'Let's listen to the music first and see how we feel'

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Mar 28, 2025, 16:27 · · 0 · 0

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This is a meme featuring text against a white background with a blue and white attentive symbol at the top, resembling a flag. The text reads: "Marked Safe From Drunk texting top secret war plans to journalists Today." This meme is humorous because it depicts a highly unlikely or exaggerated scenario, poking fun at the concept of sharing sensitive information due to a drunken mistake. It’s a light-hearted take on the idea of carrying out an extremely reckless or careless action, heightened by the fact that such an action could have serious consequences, particularly revealing secret military plans to journalists.

Mar 27, 2025, 21:14 · · 0 · 0

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This image is a humorous meme. It combines an iconic scene from the "Star Wars" franchise with elements from the "Sesame Street" franchise. The backdrop features the bridge of the Death Star from the "Star Wars" series, complete with characters dressed in stormtrooper and imperial officer attire. Centrally positioned in the foreground is Big Bird from "Sesame Street," seemingly integrated into the stern setting, highlighting an incongruous juxtaposition. The image is overlaid with a caption that reads, "When you're accidentally included in a war plan group chat." The humor arises from the inherently humorous scenario of Big Bird being part of a wartime planning discussion, blending light-hearted children's entertainment with a dramatic, dark-themed film.

Mar 27, 2025, 20:28 · · 0 · 0

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Mar 26, 2025, 19:12 · · 1 · 0

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This is a meme related to a feature in the Signal messaging app called "Disappearing Messages."

The meme captures a screenshot of the settings for enabling disappearing messages, which automatically delete messages after they have been seen, with varying time options from Off up to Custom time.

The text superimposed on the screenshot humorously replaces the description text with different envisaged uses for the disappearing messages feature:

- 4 weeks → "lunch plans"
- 1 week → "war plans"
- 1 day → "war plans"
- 8 hours → "nudes"
- 1 hour → "nudes"
- 5 minutes → "plans to lie about sending war plans"
- 30 seconds → "plans to lie about sending war plans"

The humor primarily revolves around the contrast between mundane, serious, or explicit uses of the feature, emphasizing the blend of casual and sensitive communications commonly taking place in messaging platforms.

Mar 26, 2025, 18:25 · · 0 · 0

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This image depicts a conversational text exchange between several individuals, including Mike Waltz and JD Vance, among others, as part of a comedic meme conversation. Here’s a summary of the exchange:

1. Mike Waltz sends a message saying, "Bombing some brown country this afternoon, not sure which one yet." with a timestamp of 3:21 PM.
2. JD Vance replies, "Great" at 3:22 PM.
3. The Daily Show interjects with the message, "You're doing what?" at 3:22 PM.
4. Mike Waltz responds to The Daily Show, "You're not supposed to be here" at 3:23 PM.
5. The Daily Show apologizes modestly with "oh sorry" at 3:23 PM.
6. Mike Waltz finishes with an exasperated "Not you" at 3:23 PM.

The humor comes from the provocative, fictional忽然Adult Show critique of another character's statement, mocked for its procedural and conversational tone.

Mar 26, 2025, 17:57 · · 0 · 0

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This is a meme featuring text against a solid black background. The text reads, "Txt STOP to opt out of updates on Top Secret US war plans." This meme is likely playfully referencing the exaggeration of receiving spam messages, in this case, sounding like they are highly classified military updates. The humor arises from the unexpected and dramatic nature of the supposed text messages, which are humorously presented as if they are part of a spy thriller. The simplicity of the design with the stark contrast between black and white text adds to the comedic effect by emphasizing the absurdity of the idea.

Mar 25, 2025, 17:24 · · 0 · 0

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This image appears to be a meme featuring a group of diverse individuals sitting together with exaggerated, humorous expressions on their faces, seemingly in reaction to high gas prices. Here’s why it’s a meme: The text at the top reads "This is how high gas prices are" which serves as a caption, making a humorous comparison between their exaggerated facial expressions and the rising cost of gas. The individuals convey a range of emotion: one looks exasperated, another is laughing, and a third seems(). The bottom right corner browser shows an attribution "@foramerica", hinting at a source or creator of the meme. The inclusion of rechargeable candles, cigarettes, and other small items on the wooden table amplifies the comedic effect of their predicament.

Mar 24, 2025, 18:02 · · 0 · 0

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This is a meme consisting of a photo of a young girl appearing frustrated while attentively drawing or writing on a piece of paper. She is in a classroom setting, as evidenced by the playdough container on the table, hinting at educational activities. The text on the photo reads: "kids in 2050 trying to study the 2019-2022 chapter of history for a test," suggesting a humorous prediction that future students will find recent history difficult to learn due to it being too current. The humor stems from the inherent challenge students often face when studying unfamiliar or recent events, reflecting a common educational struggle.

Mar 24, 2025, 17:54 · · 0 · 0

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This image is a humorous and altered map meme focused on two different geographical features identified as "Golfo Del Gringo Loco" (Spanish for "Gulf of the Crazy Gringo") and "Golfo de México" (Gulf of Mexico). The meme creatively depicts an exaggerated area, primarily shaded in blue, presumably meant to represent the Gulf of Mexico, with two distinct labels and flags: one showing the flag of Mexico in the southern part and the other displaying the flag of the United States in the northern part. The visual humor is derived from playfully renaming and redrawing the map to imply that someone, referred to as a "gringo loco" (a possibly derogatory term for a Crazy American), has incorrectly or humorously labeled the body of water. The exaggerated element, along with the flags, emphasizes a nationalist joke or cultural commentary.

Mar 23, 2025, 20:37 · · 0 · 0

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This is a meme featuring a large dish of eggs being cooked, with a humorous message overlay. The meme includes text that reads, "Good Morning America, Greetings from Europe." The central image shows numerous sunny-side-up eggs in a circular cooking pan, likely being prepared in a commercial kitchen setup. The dialogue suggests a playful comparison or contrast between European and American breakfast practices, particularly emphasizing the sheer quantity of eggs in the dish. This likely aims to elicit a humorous response about international culinary practices or preferences.

Mar 23, 2025, 11:53 · · 0 · 0

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