Cattz :neurodiv: :demisexualflag:

@ideogram @actuallyautistic ah, the old autistic and dangerous street gang that goes around bullying people that doesn't know enough about trains. Of course they will be seen as terrorists by the Trump administration as trains are horrible machines that allow lower emissions while travelling.
#sarcasm

Kevin Karhan :verified:

@msbellows @digichelle yeah, but that only applies to craptastic housing from suburbian hellhole.

You'd be surprised how much nasty shit modern houses with insulation (i.e. in Germany) emit in a fire...

#sarcasm

F3715H

@harmonycorrupted lol, @RobK blocked me...

I guess he's *thin skinned* and not clad with heavy rubber after all...

#sarcasm

Farhad

This is how disgusting American #liberals are.

She is feeling bad about #American fighter jet pilots who bombed #Yemen.

No fucking #sarcasm or #joke here. She honestly and wholeheartedly felt bad for the pilots #bombing the poorest country in the region to prevent it from disrupting the #Genocide!

#BlueSky #WarCrime #Gaza #SignalGate #WTAF #USpol #Politics #Idiocracy #Inhumanity
@palestine@a gup.pe

Hubert Figuière

@mhoye why are you opposed to sombody getting their promotion and their bonus payout?

Think of the poor engineer that wil have to fix that mess at one point and will be skipped promotion because "one doesn't fix problem at Google. They invent them".

#sarcasm

Sova

@patrickcmiller I'm sure that disparate agencies without tools for secure coordination will work better than the coordination of international and state funded hacking groups... #sarcasm

Kevin Karhan :verified:

@GossiTheDog if that machine still works:

type :q! and you're done...

#sarcasm

Gerard Braad

I also have a goal to create Eunix...

#sarcasm

Ricardus

Ya know what youtube needs more of? Drummers who play along with sings they didn't write.

#Sarcasm

Stanley Nerdlinger II

BREAKING - President #Trump announces his new “All children left behind” initiative

#sarcasm #uspol

Kevin Karhan :verified:

@grrlscientist I'm tempted to get a SIM with U.S. number just for that, but I got my hands full with other things...

#sarcasm #shitpost #USpol

Greg Glockner

As a: person who watches TV

I want: a TV that randomly fails

So that: I lose my evening downloading software updates to the TV instead of, you know, watching the *&%$ TV.

#hdtv #agile #notEverythingOughtToBeAComputer #sarcasm

Sean Murthy

The real impossible mission is Ethan Hunt arriving anywhere without bags but needing to be in a spiffy suit soon after arriving.

Should he choose to accept the mission.

#MissionImpossible #sarcasm #joke #movies #entertainment

Cy

@patc How are they supposed to upsell you on shit, if you know when something is in stock?

#sarcasm