#teams

Es geht mir so auf den S***, dass ich jedesmal, wenn ich diesen verf**** #Microsoft #Teams Schwachsinn nutzen muss, hinterher den Kram wieder aus den Start-Apps entfernen muss. </rant>

https://www.europesays.com/1982501/ Next Ferns: New Zealand Rugby’s nationwide search for new female talent #black #female #ferns #for #future #launched #Nationwide #new #NewZealand #next #Rugby #rugbys #search #sevens #strengthen #Talent #Teams #zealand

#mattermost ist auch so ein schmerzhaftes Beispiel. Enthusiasten wie @xldrkp loten alle Möglichkeiten aus, auch für die Lehre. #Slack User finden Mattermost nicht adäquat und werben für die Slack-Channels (bis sich die Slack-Konditionen ändern). Der Rest kennt und will #teams.
Mattermost ändert die Konditionen und will Geld sehen. Wahrscheinlich waren alternative Finanzierungsmodelle nicht möglich.
Wir sehen uns bei Teams. (Lizenz- und Preisentwicklung offen)

@neil
I moved our weekly virtual drinks party from Skype to Jitsi a few weeks ago, after Microsoft fumbled the transition from Skype to #Teams and one of us couldn't join. I'm really impressed by the way Jitsi has come on since I last tried it in 2020: not only is the connection clear and stable, but #Jitsi makes better use of our inadequate bandwidth than #Skype ever did.

Gente, ¿se puede fijar un mensaje o documento en #Teams​?

I turn on my PC.

The local wildlife are immediately sterilised by the untreated waste of my four un-shielded nuclear reactors, operating far beyond criticality.

The sound of 10,000 cooling fans deafens the city's morning traffic as my warehouse of 500 parallelised AMD EPYC CPUs stolen from OpenAI burst into life, forming the equivalent processing power of 2019 in one room.

Nearby, my cluster of Nvidia 6090 Test Cards begins to warp the local time continuum as they calculate answers man was never meant to know.


Very gently, I open Microsoft Teams.

Instantly, the already deafening noise of fans increases to a murderous wail as they try to keep my equipment at operating temperatures. A nuclear reactors' fusion catches up with its cooling and explodes destroying the lives of millions. The floor begins to melt away as my processors overclocked ten-fold reach critical mass and descend directly into hell. My Nvidia cluster collapses into a singularity and begins to devour the planet.

Quickly now, I open a text chat, it's a bit laggy.

The sheer struggle of loading some text destroys the remaining systems. Me and my equipment are deleted from reality by an unknown overseer.

Humanity is not ready for instant messaging.
#Microsoft #Teams

RE: https://fedi.absturztau.be/objects/039d5d58-ec35-44e4-912e-3a42fea99c12

#Microsoft's email about ending #Skype tries to redirect users to use #Teams instead.

No mention of refunding users who paid money into Skype for international landline or mobile calling.

This from the company bullying #Windows10 users to fork out for new hardware (unnecessarily) because it CHOSE to make #Windows11 incompatible.

This persistently invasive company is little more than another thieving, ecologically destructive American abuser.

TEAMS, ONEDRIVE & WINDOWS PERMANENTLY UNINSTALLED.

@AndreasTeegen

https://www.tagesschau.de/wirtschaft/digitales/microsoft-50-jahre-dominanz-techindustrie-100.html

Wie dümmlich-naiv und oberflächlich, #ARD #Tagesschau:

Es beginnt mit Werbung für #Teams und wie unersetzlich "DAS Kommunikationsprogramm von #MS sei (blabla)": Blödsinn!

#Microsoft hat mit Teams einmal mehr sein #Monopol auf dem Desktop missbraucht um Wettbewerb zu zerstören & Monopol auszuweiten

Dann zu Browser-Wars - fundamental falsch dargestellt: #Gates wollte die digitale Weltherrschaft: Mit Sabotage und MSN das damals freie Internet zerstören!

@Linkletter Stop using #microsoft #teams there better mor privacy options. #BoycottMicrosoft

Another #opensource MCP released! This one to interact with #microsoft #teams https://github.com/InditexTech/mcp-teams-server

Työkoneen #Microsoft #Teams (kotonani ei M$ kukkoile) haluaa nyt luoda #ääniprofiili'n kuulemma erottaakseen puheääneni taustakohinasta. Muuten kuulostaa hyvältä… mutta hetkinen!!! Uskaltaako luovuttaa jotain tuollaista dataa amerikkalaiselle megayritykselle nykytilanteessa?! Taatusti menee suoraan #AI / #LLM-koulutukseen ja sitä myötä identiteettini varastamiseen. #Perkele, noinkohan pitää alkaa puhua hassusti kimittäen kaikissa etäkokouksissa? #atkjuttuja #BoycottUSA #työjuttuja #foliopipo

@nicemicro @yakkoj This so much this. Had to use #Webex on some project for ESA. What a disaster, thought nothing could be worse. Until some time later they switched to #Teams which is even bigger disaster. Anything is better than these two.

DNIP Briefing #15: Netflix-Steuer reloaded - Das Netz ist politisch https://dnip.ch/2025/03/04/dnip-briefing-15-netflix-steuer-reloaded/ #BigTech #Digitalisierung #digitalization #USA #NetflixSteuer #Digitalsteuer #ElonMusk #DOGE #18F #Microsoft #Skype #Teams #MicrosoftTeams #AirTag #AirTags #Apple #AppleAirTag #AppleAirTags #Bluetooth #Datenschutz #privacy #DNIPBriefing

For all its many, many flaws, one thing #Microsoft #Teams has successfully achieved in my workplace at least is normalising people, male, female or whatever, responding with a to each other as an expression of non-sexual love and appreciation.

#Microsoft #Teams #enshittification
In a work meeting, Teams automatically added not one, but two #AI transcribers, complete with fake "notetaker" names. Both were promptly kicked out of the meeting.

Czy ktos jeszcze dzisiaj doswiadczyl problemow z logowaniem w #Teams.ach czy tylko ja jestem takim szczesliwcem?

#oprogramowanie #software #komunikatory

1/2: #Microsoft's #copilot is totally #trans phobic!

It will #gaslight you saying "ha ha ha, I can't talk about this I am only just learning!"

Below, refusing to adjust #AI output to #gender #prompts. Interestingly, #Teams did adjust when I said "I am Laurence, adjust", which clearly shows a) it is possible b) it is by design Copilot has no recourse for #misgendering

PS: full disclosure: I am not trans myself, my name is misgendered in non #Francophone countries.

#ct3003 mit @keno3003 und einem coolen Video zu europäischen Alternativen zu: #Email-Provider, #Suchmaschinen, #Karten-Apps, #Messenger, #Teams- #Slack- #Office365-Alternativen, #SocialMedia.

U.a. auch mit Verweis auf https://european-alternatives.eu/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfR4vwtqX_I bzw. erstmals https://makertube.net/w/r82zDAKQPtDRAFhKfwUsMp via @ct_3003_und_heise

#EU #Europa #Cloud #Software #Services #digitaleSouveränität

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