#ThingsKidsSay
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Update, he's now 14 and still signs NEVER MINE for "never mind" 🥹 #kodaism #ThingsKidsSay #Linguistics
OH: “I’m bored! Cos that cloud guy is SO slow!”
@KydiaMusic@mastodon.socialIt’s all fun and games until you fart inside your all-encompassing chicken costume.
I put on Oliver for me and kiddo to watch while playing with Lego
There are so many questions about why everyone is so mean, poor and hungry.
Then , "is this what it was like when you were younger daddy?
how old does she think I am!!!!
The practice of wearing multiple layers of clothing in order to deal with varying temperatures shall henceforth no more be referred to as "onion" principle, but as "croissant" principle, for croissants are much tastier!
[as decreed by my son this morning]
In the meantime, had my hair cut and the front is half an inch too short to go in a ponytail and a piece hangs in front of my face when I look down.
I think "Eh, it's cute"
Eldest son: "That's weird, Mom. You look like... an *anglerfish*"
Complete with "mommy is an anglerfish" song.
Kids. They calls em as they sees em.
#parenting #Haircuts #Anglerfish #ThingsKidsSay
(Really no idea on hashtags here...)
My son just asked me with all seriousness, “does G.I. Joe stand for gastrointestinal Joe?” 
‘The people who made this toilet paper are mean!’ -my 7yo son while using a public restroom
Asked my 5y/o “If you were in a talent show, what song would you sing?”
She said “$3.99, A&W Song” 
And this is why we’re fat
LOOOOL
5yo daughter: "You know that other explorer? Not Dame Ellen MacArthur, the other one?"
Me: "There are lots of explorers, which one do you mean?"
Daughter: "Sir Francis Drake!"
5yo daughter: "You know that other explorer? Not Dame Ellen MacArthur, the other one?"
Me: "There are lots of explorers, which one do you mean?"
Daughter: "Sir Francis Drake!"
My nephew was looking closer at my fresh tattoo.
I told him don't look too close it's peeling amd kind of gross right now.
He said it's more metal that way 
Agreed kid, agree
My 5 year old: what game were they playing in Hamilton?
Me: what?
5yo: in the room where it happens
Me: oh that’s just a thing people say… (insert full explanation of politics and “how the game is played”) …and so it wasn’t an *actual* game
5yo: …but how do you know?
Me: (second guesses everything I ever learned about American history)
#HisAndHearsePress #AmericanHistory #Hamilton #TheRoomWhereItHappens #Games #HowTheGameIsPlayed #BoardGames #AIArt #ThingsKidsSay
