@OhNoSheTwitnt
Part 1
Years ago a friend of mine loaned his 4wd truck to someone on the premise that it would be returned in the same condition. Needless to say the guy called him and said he had hit "an old lady who had pulled out in front of him." My friend went to the body shop to see what was going on. They were putting a new tailgate on and guaranteed it would be indistinguishable. My friend asked about the old lady,