OK youse guise. John Wick. One of my faves, Keanu Reeves doing what he does best, acting mildly concussed thru an entire action film. I love him so much. And no I haven't seen it yet.
These guys are about as Slavic / Russian as my Italian self.
The repetitive, "Oh," is amazing.
God, it's so great that Reeves didn't even get jacked for this film. He's just dad bod central. 
Cops know his deal, it's great. Whoever wrote this is amazing. The world building is perfect.
Dafoe is really one of my favorite actors. He's been Jesus Christ. He's been Norman Osborne. He's been Paul Smecker. He's been Klaus Daimler. I just love him.
Holy white people dancing. Couldn't they get extras that can dance? This scene in the club is so sad. I'm a 47 year old white woman and I can throw down better than in this club (The Red Circle).
Points off for too quick drowning. Pick a different death.
Fight choreo is quite good. It's not the HK / Korean style I really get into but it's still really engaging.
Marcus loves him. There's no other explanation.
I mean I hate to say it but senseless violence is really enjoyable, and it shouldn't be. 
@War_Kittens It's a lot of fun! Enjoy!
Acting mildly concussed = explains Bill and Ted.
@War_Kittens I've only seen the 3rd one but it's epic. Just action setpiece after action setpiece. The film knows what it means to deliver and it delivers that. Also John Wick is apparently indestructible.
@undefined Oh no, this has daddy #Dafoe in it.
How can this film have so many hot guys and nearly no slash written for it? (apologies to the non-fanfic readers this will be my last complaint)