i'm probably gonna get canceled for this but whatever, it's how i feel...

i think evolution is bullshit, and here's why:

(thread)

if i place my hand on a hot stovetop, i instinctively pull my hand away - same as anyone else. it's built into human nature

scientists call this an instinct and claim it developed over millions of years, meaning that our so-called ancestors evolved this instinct

but how could this possibly be true if we didnt have stovetops millions of years ago? 🤔

@soup_reviews

They didn't have stovetops. But they did have heat. If your ancestors stuck their hands in fire and _didn't_ quickly pull it back, they would lose that hand.

It's the heat that triggers the instinct, not the stovetop. Which is why you can touch a cold stovetop without instinctively pulling back.

@ccc i appreciate the outreach, but this was definitely the joke. poe's law, though

Follow

@soup_reviews

Ah - apologies for the misunderstanding. But yes, this is definitely why Poe's Law exists.

Sign in to participate in the conversation
Qoto Mastodon

QOTO: Question Others to Teach Ourselves
An inclusive, Academic Freedom, instance
All cultures welcome.
Hate speech and harassment strictly forbidden.