As we head into mastodon's evening hours, I would like to state publicly that I am never horny--or "hornt"--online.

As a happily married man, my dick only gets hard for my wife, and then only in a loving and respectful (non-penetrative) way

I find the male orgasm problematic and I do not support it.

Fellas, you may enjoy "busting a nut", but have you ever tried, "being a good ally"