Someone in my building ordered Burger King and had it delivered. It would seem the delivery driver just left it inside the front door in the lobby instead of taking it to their apartment.

Thing is it's been sitting there since last night.

@PNS
Big Jay Oakerson has a story about something similar in a cheap hotel after everything was closed.
He did 3 passes and took it.

@Murray_N

It would taste so awful, stolen.

@PNS
I would suspect a trick.

@Murray_N

Some sort of gastronomic IED.

"The polonium is in place."

@PNS
You have selected jizz sandwich!