手机提醒俺说爹的心率现在超过120blablabla,立马打电话给爹,人说自己没什么问题,我让他赶紧去量体温。
果然三十八度多了。
苹果,你有点东西。

@loopthisnight
你爹:小兔崽子,看个A片还让我量体温,下回揍他一顿

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