@ever Классика:
> A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.

> The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of he men say the following:

> "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

> "You foul mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

> "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm just tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."

@johan Ruggero Caravita, a physicist at the Trento Institute for Fundamental Physics and Applications of Istituto Nazionale di Fisica Nucleare. Caravita focused on particle physics and non-linear optics during his studies at the University of Milano. 🤌