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跟我对象去参观日托之后去超市购物,我忽然屎急半路回家了,留下他背着小孩结账。回家路上想起来小孩上次吃饭在三个多小时之前了估计马上要醒。想想算了饿十分钟死不了人,拉屎最重要!!!还好我肚子比较争气疼了一下放了个屁就ok了,不然家门口拉裤子真的要社死…

坐在马桶上思考,冬天真的很烦人!吞了冷空气要打喷嚏还要拉肚子!!

我老公过收银的时候小孩哭了,他很狼狈提着购物车和孩子回家,我说welcome to我的日常!!!(其实并没有因为我都是算着小孩吃完奶不会饿出门的…)

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