Me: Goes to windows update. Windows: There is an update. Me: Installs it Windows: There are no more updates. Please reboot. Me: Reboots and goes to windows update Windows: There are no updates Me: Clicks reload Windows: There are 3 billion updates
@loke The only windows I tolerate these days is running in a VM, so its cries for attention in the form of updates, patronizing error messages, phoning home tendencies and general self-importance is nicely contained where it can be easily ignored.