I owe you all the deepest and sincerest apology. It has been brought to my attention that my facts are enabling fascism and destroying democracy. I am especially sorry for the harmful facts stating that:
-Every month is National Potato Month.
-George W. Bush has a Foo Fighters tattoo on his back.
-Optimus Prime is the only heterosexual Transformer.
-The Lord of the Rings was filmed in New York City.
-Cher’s full name is Chernobyl.
I pray that you can all find it in your hearts to forgive me.
"Tell us you don't know what satire is without telling us you don't know what satire is."
@ch1m3r4c0mpl3x @lowqualityfacts We could probably use a word for a worldview that embraces the idea that playful use of concepts and words is innately harmful to the public constitution, deprives the body politick of some vital essence, and should be suppressed or even punished.
But I can't think what word might be fas..........hionable to use.
