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Color me impressed.

RAH embodies the intellectual house motto of this here
Asyl für obdachlose¹⁸ Intellektuelle⁸³
[en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diogenes]:
"𝐶𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑣𝑖𝑡𝑦 𝑖𝑠 𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑏𝑖𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑓𝑎𝑐𝑡𝑠 𝑛𝑜 𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑒𝑙𝑠𝑒 ℎ𝑎𝑠 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑛𝑒𝑐𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑏𝑒𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑒"
exceptionally well.
(cf.
"𝐺𝑜𝑡 𝑖𝑡. 𝑌𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑠𝑖𝑔𝑛𝑎𝑙 𝑖𝑠 𝑀𝑌𝐶𝑅𝑂𝐹𝑇." 𝐼𝑛 𝑡𝑒𝑛 𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑢𝑡𝑒𝑠, 𝑡𝑤𝑜 𝑜𝑓 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑐ℎ 𝐼
𝑠𝑝𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝑝𝑢𝑡𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑜𝑛 𝑛𝑢𝑚𝑏𝑒𝑟-𝑡ℎ𝑟𝑒𝑒 𝑎𝑟𝑚, 𝑀𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑤𝑖𝑟𝑒𝑑 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑜 𝑠𝑦𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑚, 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑚𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑖𝑠𝑒𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑑𝑠 𝑙𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑟 ℎ𝑒 ℎ𝑎𝑑 𝑑𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑠𝑤𝑖𝑡𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡𝑜 𝑙𝑒𝑡 ℎ𝑖𝑚𝑠𝑒𝑙𝑓 𝑏𝑒 𝑠𝑖𝑔𝑛𝑎𝑙𝑒𝑑 𝑏𝑦 𝑀𝑌𝐶𝑅𝑂𝐹𝑇-𝑝𝑙𝑢𝑠-𝑋𝑋𝑋--𝑎𝑛𝑑 ℎ𝑎𝑑 𝑏𝑙𝑜𝑐𝑘𝑒𝑑 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑐𝑖𝑟𝑐𝑢𝑖𝑡 𝑠𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑎 𝑛𝑜𝑠𝑦 𝑡𝑒𝑐ℎ𝑛𝑖𝑐𝑖𝑎𝑛 𝑐𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑡𝑎𝑘𝑒 𝑖𝑡 𝑜𝑢𝑡.)

Case in point:
"𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑜𝑓 𝑖𝑠𝑠𝑢𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑚𝑜𝑟𝑒 𝑡𝑟𝑖𝑐𝑘 𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑞𝑢𝑒𝑠? 𝐷𝑜𝑛'𝑡."

"𝑁𝑜𝑡?"

"𝑉𝑒𝑟𝑦 𝑛𝑜𝑡. 𝑀𝑖𝑘𝑒, 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑤𝑎𝑛𝑡 𝑡𝑜 𝑑𝑖𝑠𝑐𝑢𝑠𝑠 𝑛𝑎𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑜𝑓 ℎ𝑢𝑚𝑜𝑟. 𝐴𝑟𝑒 𝑡𝑤𝑜 𝑡𝑦𝑝𝑒𝑠
𝑜𝑓 𝑗𝑜𝑘𝑒𝑠. 𝑂𝑛𝑒 𝑠𝑜𝑟𝑡 𝑔𝑜𝑒𝑠 𝑜𝑛 𝑏𝑒𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑓𝑢𝑛𝑛𝑦 𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟. 𝑂𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑠𝑜𝑟𝑡 𝑖𝑠 𝑓𝑢𝑛𝑛𝑦 𝑜𝑛𝑐𝑒.
𝑆𝑒𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑒 𝑖𝑡'𝑠 𝑑𝑢𝑙𝑙. 𝑇ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑗𝑜𝑘𝑒 𝑖𝑠 𝑠𝑒𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑠𝑜𝑟𝑡. 𝑈𝑠𝑒 𝑖𝑡 𝑜𝑛𝑐𝑒, 𝑦𝑜𝑢'𝑟𝑒 𝑎
𝑤𝑖𝑡. 𝑈𝑠𝑒 𝑡𝑤𝑖𝑐𝑒, 𝑦𝑜𝑢'𝑟𝑒 𝑎 ℎ𝑎𝑙𝑓𝑤𝑖𝑡."

"𝐺𝑒𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑡𝑟𝑖𝑐𝑎𝑙 𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑔𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑠𝑖𝑜𝑛?"

As it happens, I sent Boris Palmer a trick cheque for his mayoral campaign, and I used the geometrical progression of a very bad joke that originated in 1935, by geometrically progressing 𝑒𝑥 𝑙𝑒𝑔𝑒 from Halbdackel
[de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halbdack]
to 𝗩𝗶𝗲𝗿𝘁𝗲𝗹𝘀dackel.

I even reserved some space in an iron cage for Boris Palmer on the facade of Tübingen City Hall, in the tradition of Württemberg's Oppenheimer
(There are at least two movies about the Württemberg Oppenheimer, too.)
Technically, the cage is too small for a person, but with Boris Palmer being a Viertelsdackel, once you quarter him, the offending quarter would fit nicely.

That joke would become 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦
funny if the very same obnoxiously stupid people
that Mike mentions in TMIAHM,
who accuse Boris Palmer of antisemitism
to mob this smartass out of their idiocracy of a Green Party
find out what the cage reserved for Palmer is all about, and form an Awareness Team to raise a shitstorm to cancel this geometrical progression joke.

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