@Shrigglepuss
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Just a quick prompt to ChatGPT from a Creative Commons Wikipedia picture, with attribution.
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Certified receipt by the academic leadership of ETH Zürich of letters by at least 6 Fellows of the IEEE
that the EE Faculty of ETH Zürich has permanently damaged and corrupted the entire method of academic performance metrics, by allowing a member of their faculty put personal loyalty over academic excellence.