Why do manufacturers make so many cabinets these days that open and shut on their own randomly throughout the night? And why do they build drywall with faces protruding from them that wheeze cosmic secrets? And why do toilets blink out of existence right when you need them most?
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@jeremycshipp
Ah, bought my old house, I see. The first step is to always cross the threshold backwards when entering from outside. I'll gather some of my notes and pass them along to you.
