The poor, poor inside of my bread maker would like me to remind you to check the amount of salt you add to your bread, lest it rise too much and end up where it shouldn't be.

My wife - "Could you send me the whole wheat bread recipe that uses sourdough starter for the bread machine?"

Me - *texts it*

My wife - "That's for a 2.5 pound loaf. The new bread machine only does 1, 1.5 and 2."

Me - "Huh. That explains some things." 😬