Crigl @Crigl@qoto.org

the most consistent thing across the very long history of conservative ideologies is their obsession with comparing the fall of rome to their own era

F=ma, so light isn't affected by gravity. it's basic physics
if there's less supply, the product will always cost more. it's basic economics
i always comes before e, except after c. it's basic linguistics
santa claus is real. it's basic knowledge
there are only two genders. it's basic biology

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I funckign hate eating. dogs suck. adventures are boring. I hate it when people make me laugh. the outdoors smell bad. having a good time blows ass. also all the media you like isn't good.

ive come up with a new idea for a holiday: International But What About International Men's Day Day

it takes place the day before international woman's day, and basically you make posts about how you're happy about woman's day and wait for the inevitable "but men" replies, add them to a list, and then on international men's day you go back to them all reminding them that it's men's day and giving them links to donate to men's mental health organisations

it's a win/win/win: more resources for men in need, you get to piss off chuds, and you get to feel good about being petty

i don't know how to say this nicely bro but i will never give a shit about a "webinar"

oh to be a cute kitty having a pot snooze in a cozy box of fresh catnip

In Britain, we say, "let the crisps fall where they may", but we hope they go into the bowl and not onto the floor, because we still want to eat them.

remembering fondly the time Obama had congressional majority and in a true Isildur moment addressed literally none of the Bush era war power accumulations, because for some reason democrats thought they'd have a thousand year reign as the harbingers of decorum and civility

episcopalians? baptists? methodists? calvinists?? tell ya, the kids these days with all these made-up genders!!

give up catholicism for lent lol

​ "do not climb model"
​ "model not to scale"

i kinda want to do a thread on hakka walled villages cause They're The Shit but whenever i try to sequence more than four words together my brain starts turning to sludge so just go look them up and then pretend i told you about them ok, they're really fucking cool

me, being introduced to Pagliacci by my doctor: Who’s this clown

boost the diglett bus