Crigl @Crigl@qoto.org

now i'm in hot water with the japanese mafia

do not speak to me or my son again. do not look at my son. do not acknowledge my son's presence in any way. i am trying to trick my son into believing he is a ghost

In the 11th century, the Arab polymath Ibn Sina was thinking about the nature of self-awareness. He wondered how much one could separate awareness of the "self" from awareness of one's body; whether one could "form the concept of themselves without having the concept of their body included in it." He proposed a thought experiment called the "floating man" in which a fully formed person with no memory is created out of thin air, floating in the dark without any sensory input whatsoever.

boost if this raccoon is you

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Being a good tourist means embracing local habits. Myself, I quite enjoy drinking from the water fountain each Italian hotel has thoughtfully placed next to the toilet. I thought it was odd at first to have to get down on my knees, but I’ve overcome that now

gonna be staying late at the gamer girl bathwater factory tonight, we just got a fresh shipment of gamer girls and boy do they need a wash

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Rick and la petit mort

There is a sense of great longing in this picture of the monster truck Bigfoot on the beach

in France they actually know him as Kilometres Davis

This magic card looks like it's about to start a bigger, better federated social network

i'm ahegao for cocopuffs!

gender is a scam invented by bathroom companies in the 1960's in order to sell more bathrooms

"baby your pussy must be a crime scene, because I'm about to leave some incriminating DNA evidence"

The purpose of this thread is to copyright all my entrepreneur ideas.