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The cover for this weeks economist. It's 2008 all over again folks

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Being a CIA asset monitoring leftists on the fediverse is hard work, but sometimes yall make some funny posts that make it all worthwhile

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"I can't make heads or tails of this", I say as someone hands me a block of clay and tells me to sculpt either Mount Rushmore or Sonic's sidekick

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do you think these guys have a con or do they just appear organically in the wild, the product of a strange process that nobody understands

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this is the year I finally capture Santa Clause. the Dutch pervert will face the consequences of his actions

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I don't give a shit about the rules of narnia if a MILF offers me some "turkish delight" I'm all in

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Piglet, a term combining the words "paypig" (someone who gets off being monetarily exploited) and Manlet (a term describing a man with a short stature and overdeveloped muscles)

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when US pundits talk about "electability", what they're really concerned about is which candidate can win over voters who get angry when the ATM offers a language preference other than English

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Superman is lame. Having sex with human women? Seems boring. Do like Aquaman and cum hands free from the overwhelming eroticism of the ocean tide slapping the cheeks of the shore.

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Poverty in urban areas populated by people of colour is always framed as an issue because of the "criminality" and "violence" there, rather than the nightmarish living conditions their inhabitants have been forced to endure. White middle class people can only conceive of poverty as a problem when it is an inconvenience to them.

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fun report just came out revealing that the London Review of Books has published EXCLUSIVELY white poetry critics reviewing EXCLUSIVELY white poets of the last 8 years

thebookseller.com/news/bame-po

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This is how a New York Times article about Rudy Giuliani's divorce ends, and I am absolutely in awe

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id just like to inform everyone that sex just isnt that good. just 3 to 3.5 minutes of sweaty yodelling, the girl doesnt cum, you dont cum, nobody has any fun and you start crying. we have all done this

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