Crigl @Crigl@qoto.org

While you studied the blade I also studied the blade. But I didn't studey the blade very well. Did you do the blade homework. What did you get for question 5

Lobster loves modern technology.

every once in a while I think about this billboard prominently placed on the NJ side of the George Washington Bridge

I have found the alpha yoga mom who rules over all the lesser yoga moms

oda nobunaga found an african guy in japan and thought he was so cool he let him be in his court and had him trained to be a samurai. yasuke was the first ever black weeaboo, starting a proud tradition

Facebook status update: “Off to yoga class! One month down towards my new years resolution goals! #selfsuck in 2020!”

boris johnson sex tape: exists, every platform refuses to leak it. roman polanski dies and 4 identical op eds about cancel culture are published by prominent newspapers the next day. elon musk gets pewdiepie tattoo

The reason why middle aged white people like praying so much is because it’s speaking with the ultimate manager

XCOM Player Doesn't Trust 90% OkCupid Match
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I'm here to suck the dick of everyone who does not suck their own dick themselves. do I suck my own dick?

theorem 1

all goblin know how 2 do is farm muck, pay tithe in muck to feudal goblin lord, eat hot muck, and lie down, in the muck

Mr Monopoly “Do not pass go, do not collect $200”

*cocks gun*

Mr Peanut “Fuck you old man, you’ll never be able to pull off this monocle”

Mr Monopoly “Go directly to HELL”

*fires*

They killed Mr Peanut because he was too horny

Now, I'd like to very gently suggest that if a man in Montaigne's position, who was predisposed in every imaginable way to be prejudiced against native Americans, was able to see that he was in no position to criticise them when the society in which he lived was built up on more barbarism than the human mind can comprehend, then maybe you can too.

The word "essay", and the literary-philosophical form it describes, were invented in the 16th century by Michel de Montaigne.

Montaigne was, in his time, an extremely successful and wealthy statesman. In his older age, and following the devastating loss of his "best friend" Étienne de La Boétie, Montaigne decided to retire and dedicate his time to writing. He came to call the discursive, entertaining, argumentative texts he wrote "essays".

One of these essays is titled "Of Cannibals".

WHAAAATTT THE FFFFUUUUCCCCCCK

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