EvilK @EvilK@qoto.org

@beaveinflow
Correction: it's 83 and I have all of the windows open.

@OhNoSheTwitnt
Witches ROCK.

@beaveinflow
You got polar vortex?
We got 73 and sunshine.

@ashinillinois@lor.sh my pleasure

@ashinillinois@lor.sh
I thought your picture showed green peepers.

@ashinillinois@lor.sh
Green eyes are among the rarest in the world - even rarer than blue. It’s estimated that only 2% of the entire world population has green eyes. It’s estimated that only 2% of the entire world population has green eyes. People with green eyes are considered “adventurous,” “mysterious,” and “mystical".Green eyes are an indicator of Celtic or Germanicancestry. According to a survey, People with blue eyes were the most likely to wish they had green eyes instead.

@medusaousa
By all means, do so.
And if you can marry them off to a wealthy individual that's not a horse's ass, go for it.

@medusaousa
Once you get them successfully married you can pretty much breathe.
My daughter is on her second marriage, but I think this one will last.

My doctor had me acquire a (custom made) medical alert bracelet that, in case I am found unconcious, alerts medical personnel to inject me with a compound that no pharmacy has been able to supply.

@HamonWry
I just verified that if I boost your reblogged toots, it still shows up on your board, screen, thing.

@kell_topaz@mstdn.social
Did you know Pilot sells disposable fountain pens?
On Amazon?

@medusaousa
Been there, done that.
Now I'm experiencing customers.

@OhNoSheTwitnt
Part 2
the body shop owner said," I don't know about that, but we pulled branches from the radiator."
The real story was the guy took his dog hunting and put the dog in the back with his shotgun.
Dog fires shotgun, blows tailgate off the truck, the guy runs off the road into a tree

@OhNoSheTwitnt
Part 1
Years ago a friend of mine loaned his 4wd truck to someone on the premise that it would be returned in the same condition. Needless to say the guy called him and said he had hit "an old lady who had pulled out in front of him." My friend went to the body shop to see what was going on. They were putting a new tailgate on and guaranteed it would be indistinguishable. My friend asked about the old lady,

@Saltssaltgirl
So sad. We are reminded of our tenuous hold on life by the passing of others.
When it should be a daily thought.

@stavvers
Just goes to show, we're not growing smarter robbers.

@pivoinebleue@mstdn.social
I guess it's difficult for Americans to wrap their head around a hereditary class who relies on the people for their luxury.
As opposed to our ruling class who we "elected" and who rely on the people to support them in luxury.