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I just saw a chicken toting a Chanel bag so I’m starting to question these egg prices

@Madhattermommy
Hatters run in my family.
Fisrt one was in St. Louis in 1845.

EvilK boosted

my body is NOT a temple. it is a STORAGE UNIT for my REGRETS

@dabertime
My dad is all that I have left.
Since his 4th wife died, he moved in with my sisters.

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Telling my Twitter followers I'm heading over to Mastodon for a pack of cigarettes and I'll be right back and then deleting my account

@beaveinflow
I carry one in case I run into a cat.😂

@dabertime
Unnecessary advice:
Cherish that. They don't last long.

@doctorjaymarie@mastodon.world
We do what the technology allows.

@doctorjaymarie@mastodon.world
60's and 70's

I've been having seriously ornate dreams for the last month or so. Working strange projects that I have the knowledge to complete, or attending really high-level conferences in luxury hotels with some fascinating people. This morning when the alarm went off I had just proposed that the group take several luxury suites in the hotel and fill the bathtubs and Jacuzzis with chocolate pudding. Sometimes I'm out in hill country with a strange group of disturbed people. Mentally.

@OhNoSheTwitnt
Seriously the first witch I ever saw was working in a shop in Salem, Massachusetts.

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