@UncleDuke1969
I smell a putz.
@DeanObeidallah
And of the three the AIR FORCE SHOT DOWN I've only counted two.
One in Alaska and one near South Carolina.
@fungible_thadius
And tax issues
Doctor: I’m going to write you a prescription. Your insurance probably won’t cover it.
Me: Is there a generic?
Doc: No.
Me: Is there another med that will do the same thing?
Doc. No.
Me: How much is it?
Doc: $1600 a month
Me: So I’m supposed to choose either paying my mortgage or this medicine?
Doc: Isn’t the American healthcare system grand…
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@Pat
Gauronteed.
The U.S. military shot down an "object" that was flying in territorial waters over Alaska, National Security Council spokesperson John Kirby said Friday afternoon during a White House press briefing. Air Force Brig. Gen. Pat Ryder, a Pentagon spokesperson, said Friday afternoon that the military has located a significant amount of debris from the object, and confirmed that none of the green people that were on the craft were over 4' tall.
@users
I'm finding most of the posts on here much more enjoyable and intelligent than FB or Twit.
Of course, there's the few, but you can't weed all of them out.
@kendragarden
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