EvilK @EvilK@qoto.org

Twitter isn’t going to die, it’ll be around for a long time in some sad MySpace fashion, but Mastodon has 99% replaced Twitter for me.

My people are here, we’re engaged and sending interesting bits and stupid memes, and it just works.

As most of you know, our library is being sued by 4 corporate publishers who want to stop the Internet Archive from lending books. The date for oral argument has just been set for March 20.

What's at stake? Lia Holland from @team elaborates: https://www.fightforthefuture.org/news/2023-02-23-statement-major-decision-on-libraries-digital-rights-a-step-closer-on-march-20

the maximum legal price for a hamburger should be $5

Give a man a compliment,
and you feed his ego for a day;
teach him how to fish for compliments,
and you feed his ego for a lifetime.

"I'm here for the hookers and the booze!!!"

"Sir, this is a library."

*whispers... "I'm here for the hookers and the booze."

Me: some friends are really good listeners
My friends: fuck that, listen to me.

Hey Webster if you love words so much why don’t you Merriam

I love when corporations go under because it gives me a chance to pad my resume.

Hell yeah, I was the vice president of Circuit City, who the hell are you going to call to check?

me: I’ve had a really bad day and all I want is a good cuddle and for you to tell me that everything is going to be OK

him: *cocking a shotgun* just pay for your beer and get out of my bar, sir

Never.

Hey girl, are you fireworks?

Because you’re pretty, loud, and you scare dogs and children

Act normal as you read this and boost if you are pretty sure the squirrels are up to something.

There’s a day of hate being planned against Jews for the 25th. Some shitheads on Telegram are calling for it. I have no idea if anything will happen or not, but people want it to happen. They want more pogroms, more massacres. Check in with your Jewish friends. This shit is getting worse and we are not okay

@rbreich You have your priorities mixed up... people making more than everyone else, no matter the extent is **not** the issue. It only detracts from the real issue, which is the quality of living of the poorest people below the poverty line.

Wealth is not a pie, a fixed thing with only so much to go around. One person having more does **not** mean someone else has to have less. Wealth is something constantly being created and destroyed, the real question is why arent the poor able to create wealth.

Hedgehogs!

Why can’t they just share the hedge?

On my tombstone I want it to say: Thoughts and prayers didn’t help one bit.

If this message reaches you, the universe wants you to know that you are doing your absolute best! Keep on doing what you do, the way you do it, and don't forget to rest! With rested mind and body, you will do even better!

So tired of society's rules. That's it, from now on, whenever I eat something, I'm starting from the middle.