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Davey :sugar_approved:

what if there is a stable version of earth but we are the nightly build

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle

This day in history. 1941. Australian poet Banjo Paterson who wrote Waltzing Matilda died from an infected billabong.

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SaltyGirl

I will be perusing in the near future:

jta.org/2023/01/30/ny/a-chain-

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matthew

We have strayed from goodness and light

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with dog assist
Sophia the chihuahua and
Henry the cat

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Dgar

This is my step ladder.
I never knew my real ladder.

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I was never struck by a strong urge to become anything.
I always drifted with the flow, but was never deeply involved in anything.
Good or bad. Except to make money. In the easiest way possible.

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healyn

"i wanna come into work, boss, but this goddamn balloon"

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Sine of the Times

Understanding less than half of what is happening is a big help I find.

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SeaTea

Me: In the 70’s lots of my high school friends were joining up but I simply refused to participate in any fashion.

Her: Vietnam?

Me: No, Disco.

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ChipMcDonald

Believe it or not, I'm not a political pundit! Dammit Jim, I'm a guitar teacher, not a commentator!

I give guitar lessons ONLINE during the pandemic (which is STILL HAPPENING...). $80 a month for 4 30 minute lessons regularly scheduled once a week via Facetime, Skype or Zoom.

I've been teaching #guitar full time for over ... 3 decades. Past students have become signed major label artists, toured the world, appeared on national mainstream network tv, etc. etc....

I"m a much better #guitarist and #teacher than I am online political cajoler. If one has a guitar laying in the corner, consider picking it up...

Email me chip@chipmcdonald.com

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Tracie Breaux :verified:

Me: I’m so happy

Universe: *cracks knuckles* we’ll see about that

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EvilK

I once took accounting classes. One night after class the instructor told me that I had an aptitude and he'd like to offer me a position. I told him "No offense, but I'd rather poke my eye out with a pencil."
Fast forward several decades and I'm trying to convince customers that the report isn't broken, it doesn't show anything because they haven't entered any data.
Shouldn't take three days, right?

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When you needed the best, and the best was strange, you took what you could get.
-Michael Anderle

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Tracie Breaux :verified:

I just saw a chicken toting a Chanel bag so I’m starting to question these egg prices

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Ely Kreimendahl

my body is NOT a temple. it is a STORAGE UNIT for my REGRETS

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Two Years Before the Mastodon

Telling my Twitter followers I'm heading over to Mastodon for a pack of cigarettes and I'll be right back and then deleting my account

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EvilK

I've been having seriously ornate dreams for the last month or so. Working strange projects that I have the knowledge to complete, or attending really high-level conferences in luxury hotels with some fascinating people. This morning when the alarm went off I had just proposed that the group take several luxury suites in the hotel and fill the bathtubs and Jacuzzis with chocolate pudding. Sometimes I'm out in hill country with a strange group of disturbed people. Mentally.

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My doctor had me acquire a (custom made) medical alert bracelet that, in case I am found unconcious, alerts medical personnel to inject me with a compound that no pharmacy has been able to supply.

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