ta mère @Gilgamesh@qoto.org
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Fencing. Crypto. Poetry. Cyber.roots buried deep in sand kissed waves of the Caribbean ocean.
Joined Mar 2020
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"We at Uninterruptible Parcel Supply will send you parcels, every day, around the clock, 24/7/365. We will stop at nothing to send you parcels. In fact, you can't even stop the parcels. That's right, you're being delivered parcels every hour of every day. Even if you move or change your address, we'll find you. Don't bother trying to call the authorities, we're well-connected. That's the UPS guarantee."
lizard pictures!
@natrixnatrix@weirder.earth gosh, this so cute
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I'll always use a web app in browser over an electron/any other kind of customized chromium client if given choice, despite missing some features or functionality. no I don't want a dozen copies of the same runtime and have them running at the same
also limiting what web apps can do is a good thing if you ask me
also limiting what web apps can do is a good thing if you ask me
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person lying on the ground, weeping: p-please, sir--
me, rifling through their wallet: i know capitalist productivity culture has poisoned you to believe that all "lack of productivity or conformity" is due to laziness and a choice, that if they only chose to be smarter and more hardworking like you, they'd be able to lead happier more productive lives, but the truth is most ppl u know who struggle to get up early either have a sleeping disorder or depression. also i'm taking ur gum as well
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Seeing how we will have 1920's gas prices soon: I think I will find a nice Irish girl, take her to the jazz club, and later order a house from the Sears catalog.
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I like how, in a lot of cheesy sci-fi, instruments will just explode if they try to measure something way beyond their capability.
Imagine if you set a rain gauge outside during a storm and when it got full, it just burst into flames.
Imagine if you set a rain gauge outside during a storm and when it got full, it just burst into flames.
@Shitlord@dobbs.town people with antisocial personality disorder are not completely inept of empathy, it’s much like a spectrum with the different traits/criteria ranging different levels from person to person. Though usually are very protective of their inner circle/people they actually do care about if one manages to maintain interpersonal relationships.
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Shit. We're gonna get locked down any minute. Anyone know any good toilet paper recipes? I have an instant pot and a foreman grill, if that helps.
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I'm eager to live in a world where when I cough I don't immediately panic that I'm gonna fkn die in a fortnight. Stay inside, motherfuckers.
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Dear Bandits and/or Raiders of the pending apocalypse:
- I can pick locks
- I can make soap
- can brew beer and distill the hard shit
- hard motherfucker, no fucks
- loves to stay inside
This is my dystopian resume. Ready for Wave 2.
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"So it is written: Try me, bitch" -Matthew 4:7
@yunwenxiu named my kitty Anu. One who hears the cries of the people of Uruk
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I've decided that while I am social distancing I will let the rest of the world worry about the virus. There are plenty of worriers - my worry skills cannot possibly help that much so I am getting reacquainted with my comic book and LP record collection both of which are quite extensive. If anybody asks where I am just tell them I am in the bathroom and I'll be back later.
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the only time you should consider selling your soul is to buy it back at a lower price 
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I am once again asking for queer book recommendations 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
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People can't embed your Instagram photos if you don't publish photos on Instagram.
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Fencing. Crypto. Poetry. Cyber.roots buried deep in sand kissed waves of the Caribbean ocean.
Joined Mar 2020
