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I can respect any person who can put their ego aside and say, I have made a mistake, "I apologize, and I am correcting the behaviour".

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The 6 points of advice I have given to many people in my life are pretty much what I distilled from baz Luhrman's speech (my last post). This is basically the advice that has stuck with me from that:

1) Do one thing every day that scares you
2) Don't be reckless with other people's hearts; don't put up with people who are reckless with yours
3) Sing every chance you get
4) Never let distance be a barrier, travel!
5) Never expect anyone or anything to financially support you
6) Be critical of advice you receive, but be patient and kind to those who give it.

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"I took my place in the midst of the world, and I appeared to them in flesh. I found all of them intoxicated; I found none of them thirsty. And my soul became afflicted for the sons of men, Because they are blind in their hearts And do not have sight; for empty they came into the world, and empty too they seek to leave the world. But for the moment they are intoxicated. When they shake off their wine, then they will be sorry."

more and more true every day...

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So then I put the thing in the microwave and it begins to crackle. And imagine that some of them might be bacteria. Millions of bacteria exploding. Bla blam bla blam. Little Hiroshimas everywhere. Bla blam bla blam. Maybe evolved to some state of co-bla blam. That'll teach ya. Bla blam.

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putting on a balaclava and turning off all the lights before carefully typing 'huge tits' into google image search

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i need new friends cus my old circle is small and i just don’t want to integrate back into it at all.

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uspol, historical but relevant, dark humor 

pro tip: refer to all American Founding Fathers as "some slaveowner idk"

example: "The tree of liberty must from time to time be watered with the blood of patriots and tyrants." --some slaveowner idk

Exceptions should be made for Benjamin Franklin, John Adams, and Alexander Hamilton, who are more properly referred to as "Enlightenment fuckboy."

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pride isn't about 'love' or 'tolerance', it's about throwing bricks at cops

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When I die, I want my eulogy to be shouted by a drunken Werner Herzog.

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You enter a gothic, black room. There is a CABINET by the door. You see a STAFF here, on the ceiling. There is a CARPENTER here, moping and holding a SCARF.

Exits: DOWN SOUTHEAST SOUTH
#bot

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please don't put me in any position of serious responsibility. i don't want to accidentally become evil due to negligence.

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That SpaceX rocket is the only thing in America that's worked properly in years.
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THE POWER OF THE GREAT. Perseverance furthers. PEACE. The small departs, The great approaches. Good fortune. Success.

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i have to retract a statement. my previous "everything is political" take is wrong. worms, i have come to know, are the only apolitical thing. i hope you can all understand this mistake ive made and forgive me.

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initiate phase one, power up the bass cannon
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"Live your life as if The Universe was very big, very cold, very empty, and didn't care the slightest bit about you or anyone else.

Also there's no Easter Bunny."

-- me

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