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Nathan Bulmer
https://www.instagram.com/natemorebikes/

Thank you Mastodon for helping redistribute moneys over this past week. Also, thank the gods for #ThirstAid!

since its #caturday we would like to name this month old kitten 'Link', after @hyperlink ❤

Thanks Hyperlink the Dog!

Brain has upgraded itself from forgetting what I’m doing as I’m doing it to forgetting what reality is

This is actually an improvement since now everything is equally surreal

Maybe still go for a dog?

Goodbye, morning. I wish I had known you better, but the Rules of Sleep were stolen and even the Gods of Chaos can't find them.

The Coronavirus pandemic will give us a glimpse of the devastation to come if we don’t radically decarbonise the planet. Capitalists will hoard the necessities for survival during shortages and expect you to pay for them. We can decide whether we pay or we take it from them.

We have some sick posters from the Autonomous Design Group ready to be wheatpasted all over the place!

"We at Uninterruptible Parcel Supply will send you parcels, every day, around the clock, 24/7/365. We will stop at nothing to send you parcels. In fact, you can't even stop the parcels. That's right, you're being delivered parcels every hour of every day. Even if you move or change your address, we'll find you. Don't bother trying to call the authorities, we're well-connected. That's the UPS guarantee."

Assuming that I fix my 3D printer today, I am going to start churning out facemasks in the below model. They are intended to be filled with cut-up A/C filters, etc. They can supposedly be fitted to your face by microwaving them a bit to soften them, and be sterilized by putting them in the oven. I have not tested this yet. MOre to come

Everyone who can read this can get one from me for the cost of shipping. I am in Texas, USA. DM's open.

https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:4222563

I'll always use a web app in browser over an electron/any other kind of customized chromium client if given choice, despite missing some features or functionality. no I don't want a dozen copies of the same runtime and have them running at the same

also limiting what web apps can do is a good thing if you ask me

Seeing how we will have 1920's gas prices soon: I think I will find a nice Irish girl, take her to the jazz club, and later order a house from the Sears catalog.

I like how, in a lot of cheesy sci-fi, instruments will just explode if they try to measure something way beyond their capability.

Imagine if you set a rain gauge outside during a storm and when it got full, it just burst into flames.

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Shit. We're gonna get locked down any minute. Anyone know any good toilet paper recipes? I have an instant pot and a foreman grill, if that helps.

I'm eager to live in a world where when I cough I don't immediately panic that I'm gonna fkn die in a fortnight. Stay inside, motherfuckers.

Dear Bandits and/or Raiders of the pending apocalypse:
- I can pick locks
- I can make soap
- can brew beer and distill the hard shit
- hard motherfucker, no fucks
- loves to stay inside

This is my dystopian resume. Ready for Wave 2.

"So it is written: Try me, bitch" -Matthew 4:7

I've decided that while I am social distancing I will let the rest of the world worry about the virus. There are plenty of worriers - my worry skills cannot possibly help that much so I am getting reacquainted with my comic book and LP record collection both of which are quite extensive. If anybody asks where I am just tell them I am in the bathroom and I'll be back later.