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@flexghost @Tweetfiction , Because his master Putin isn't long for this world.
And then there will be no one left on the planet to protect him. Kim in North Korea is his next best bet... And he will not enjoy the amenities.

@Free_Press It's a 5 hour trip home, before he makes it, he will violate some court order.

@Tweetfiction @flexghost , Russia would be awesome, especially since Putin will probably end up dragged through the streets soon. Then there will be no one to protect him.... and he will have to flee to North Korea or someplace...

@flexghost Pleasepleaseplease don't take his passport.... the story will be so much better with him fleeing the country.

@georgetakei Good for them. We need witnesses to this. This will end up being studied for hundreds of years.

One of my parrots has decided over the last week to nest under my chin at night.

@Badtoots4u Let me explain why this isn't a great idea. Yes, that's me at a local bar wearing a chicken suit in my profile picture. I have variously gone to the bars in town dressed in a mankini (Borat movie), as a minotaur, and the 1st thing that popped into my head when reading your posts was a Wilson W. Wilson (Tool Time character) with the hat, a hand held bit of fence, and bra and panties. Ya see, that's WHY they only showed his forehead....

I know, people like me ruin it for everyone.

@AdaraAstin , and the camera man....

I really need to clean up my life.

@AdaraAstin If I reboost a boost, am I trying to start a sex cult?

@talia_christine @quasirealsmiths , in my mind I dubed in a death metal voice (Metalocalypse) and it sounded great....

@albertojavier @QasimRashid , when the police are not armed, and get tossed in jail when they harm others.

@Skepticat , 84 would have been nice last week. We were hovering right around 95. I drove the van with the side doors open because it was too hot to shut them!

The only problem, is the mosquitoes are out full force today... I hadn't noticed that they were missing!

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72 Degrees f (22C)this morning... Wow that feels so good.

@GW@newsie.social The Pentagon budget is something some congresscritters will vote against, if and only if it will pass without their support. And then you have to take turns engaging in the political protest theater. Saunders had his turn this year. Last year he supported it.

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