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One of my parrots has decided over the last week to nest under my chin at night.

The only problem, is the mosquitoes are out full force today... I hadn't noticed that they were missing!

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72 Degrees f (22C)this morning... Wow that feels so good.

There are very few problems in life that can not be solved with high powered explosives.

Your body can build up tolerance to rising sea levels, hazardous air quality, and dying ecosystems. Here's how.

This week, I went over to Bluesky and asked people who'd left Mastodon why they left, and lots of people told me. I grabbed the replies and crunched them and wrote up a summary. I think it's really interesting and often kind of wrenching.

erinkissane.com/mastodon-is-ea

#meta

You live on stolen land. Yes, you. Here is a map you can look at to see who it was stolen from:

geacron.com/home-en/

My mother wrote a book about poetry, how to read it. She was a teacher for most of her life.

Any ideas on how to self publish it? She isn't interested in making money on the book, she just wants to share her work.

Dolophones conifera, the "wrap around" spider did *nothing wrong* -- these spiders are literal wall flowers (branch buds?) and just want to curl up and not be noticed.

You can pick them up and they will run around in a panic until they find a place to "wrap" so they can feel safe.

They are unlikely to but, and if they do their venom isn't anything much.

Let them be poor things live in Australia with all kinds of dangerous creatures like bull ants and Australians.

#spiders

My gods, I am tired. How tired?? I just confused Demosthenes and Diogenes in a comment about Midwestern cities.

Mock me as you will, I deserve it.

Signs of #Stroke (from the #CDC). FAST diagnosis:
F—Face: Ask the person to smile. Does one side of the face droop?

A—Arms: Ask the person to raise both arms. Does one arm drift downward?

S—Speech: Ask the person to repeat a simple phrase. Is the speech slurred or strange?

T—Time: If you see any of these signs, call 9-1-1 right away.

cdc.gov/stroke/signs_symptoms.

While we're on the subject of Aliens, one of my favorites.

OLD THREAD REPOST

Some people have no uterus. Some people have one uterus. And some people have TWO uteruses! It's called uterus didelphys, and we have no idea exactly how common it is...

Here's some tips for all the newcomers on here:

-Introduce yourself by sharing your greatest fears and weaknesses. It is standard.

-If you wish to verify your account, simply post your social security number. We value security here, so remember to add in "I do not consent to any identity theft".

-Socialize by telling us who your favorite uncle is. It doesn't have to be your uncle. It can be anyone's uncle. Maybe you don't have an uncle. That's okay. No one will judge you for that.

Important sets:
ℂ the complex numbers
ℕ the natural numbers
ℚ the rational numbers
ℝ the real numbers
𝕏 the set of fascists wannabes
ℤ the integers

Dear journalists:

By remaining on Elon Musk's platform you are -- knowingly or not -- directly supporting your enemy. He is systematically turning his platform into a showcase for people and entities that see democracy as an impediment to achieving what can accurately be understood as fascist goals.

Wrecking democracy means destroying freedom of expression -- the basis of what you do.

For your own sake, and for your honor, please leave.

Wanna feel old? There are people drinking in bars right now that never got an AOL disk or CD in the mail.

Wow.

The Mizrahim were caught chanting that the holocaust didn't do enough, in Israel protests.

I hope this was isolated idiocy. But holy shit.

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