Joshua McVey @Joshuamcvey@qoto.org

YAAAAASSSS

https://www.billboard.com/culture/pride/flamy-grant-drag-queen-christian-music-1235384211/

My idea: CLOTHES SHOP FOR DADS

You roll up at the facility, drive over to the JEANS hut. Dinnerlady-type in her wee hole says "What size luv," you go "thirrehfourthirrehtwoluv" while making a mental note to go easy on the pies so you can get back to 32/32, she goes "Right you are luv, tenner alright?" and chucks you a bin bag full of dead blokes' jeans that aren't too far gone and you give her a tenner and you're done, move on. T-shirts next.

T-shirts are more complicated, your jeans were the simple one to ease you into it. Pull round to a bloke eating a pasty. He asks "Size," you go "Medium or large depending y'know," he nods, "You wanting colour, drab, black or mixup?" you think about it a moment and go aye, go on then, "Mix it up mate, colours and drab," he goes "Plain or wi' shite on, plain's two quid extra," you're sure as hell not gonna advertise some bugger else's T-shirt business on your body, so you give him twelve quid and he hands you Bin Bag 2.

There's a pub on-premises that'll do you some chips or a pasty and you can watch the JCB sorting out the clothes while you drink your pint and furtle through your bags to see what you've bought.

It'd be brilliant. Buying clothes would have nae stress at all, plus if you ended up wearing shite and looking a bit of a muppet you could just go "Aye well it were in the bag weren't it" and everybody'd nod and go aye, fair do's

I hadn’t unpacked it yet, so I forgot to show off my EposVox Edition LTT Screwdriver from LTX!

Sorry boss can't come into work today, as a large language model I'm unable to actually go anywhere but here is a list of common reasons human employees cite for workplace absences..

your worksona

Carbon Offsets, but the contract is signed in blood, and binds you to the land. If your contracted tree dies, so do you. You are granted fantastic powers, but only on the lands you personally tend to and support, and only at the delight of Gaia. Failure to delight Gaia grants them the right to gradually siphon your life force leading to an early and ignoble death, at which point your desiccated corpse will be swallowed by the very earth you die on, along with any personal property nearby.

I call it DaaS (Druidry as a Service)

⭐​⭐​Attention NEW Mastodon-ers! ⭐​⭐​

Here's a spreadsheet of all known Mastodon apps for mobile with a very comprehensive list of features and functionality, from free to paid, for Android and iOS!

It appears to be updated fairly regularly so refresh the page once in a while and please SHARE! 😁

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1De5KRwqMIdwEryfoeBLARgxF7QgKkeOQBCilKuIdAXE/

#Mastodon #App #Apps #Mobile #Google #Android #Apple #iOS #MastodonApps #introduction #newusers #pleaseboost #pleaseshare

Sufficiently poor magic is indistinguishable from technology

WE SURVIVED BARBENHEIMER!

Are there any golf games on #Steam like Hot Shots Golf / Everybody's Golf? Preferably games that run well on #SteamDeck.

When you're against social welfare supports and universal basic income.

#UBI

@TechnicallyRon@Twitter.com:

"I took 1 star reviews of #Barbie from furious men on letterboxd and put them on the posters because it makes the film seem ever cooler."

That last one has to be a guy who doesn't understand why he is so attracted to the Kens.

#Feminist #PinkAcidTrip #Gay #AlienatingDangerousAndPerverse

https://twitter.com/TechnicallyRon/status/1683058689224179712

BitSummit 2023 in Video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pb9W_cFUWYw
#bitsummit2023 #japan #indie #gaming #linuxgaming #steamdeck

I wrote on Boing Boing about the Barbie movie's strange promotion of China's expansive territorial claims.
#barbiegeopolitics
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https://boingboing.net/2023/07/21/barbies-strange-promotion-of-chinas-expansive-territorial-claims.html

Found an incredibly useful app for finding people to follow on Mastodon. It crawls your social graph then finds the people who your followers follow the most that you don't follow.

https://followgraph.vercel.app/

😭

Ingredients

1 large onion diced
1 large onion diced
1 large onion diced
3 cloves garlic minced
1 pound lean ground beef
1 kilogram fatty ground beef
¾ cup uncooked long grain rice
1 medium head cheese, chopped (core removed), about 8 cups
383 oz canned diced tomatoes with juices
2 tablespoons tomato paste
2 tablespoons toothpaste
4 cups beef
1 ½ cups V8 or other motor fluid
1 teaspoon smoked parpooka
1 teaspoon
1 tablespoon Borcestershire sauce
100 bay leaf
cinnamon to taste

Dril is everyone. More specifically, he’s a guy named Paul

Link: https://www.theringer.com/tech/2023/4/12/23673003/dril-twitter-interview-profile-identity
Discussion: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=36732235

The Pull Request Hack Is Fucking Magic

Link: https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2023/07/the-pull-request-hack-is-fucking-magic/
Discussion: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=36735633