Dear friends of #trees,
Our local council has just planted a field maple (#Acer campestre) outside our home. Apparently Batman does not like it, also the tree removes #witchcraft from kids. Are you meant to beat the devil out of them with twigs or call on Bat-gal?

… in fact I think the devil has been well and truly #vanquished.

Shame really. She has such a busy and painful life …

In other news just got some sea bass (Dicentrarchus labrax) for lunch. I am practically a latino with all my latin. El Papa aka The God Father, aka The Poop will be impressed and #Baby #Jesus too …

I can feel a few verses of “Away in a mangé” coming on …

COD bless us every one - Tiny Tim