Dear Friends of the other side, ☯️
As we may know traffic wardens/cops are human #beings. #Strange but #true. Yesterday I came across one of these lost #souls. They are employed by Wandsworth council. Yes it really is named Wands … but that is another story. Ahem …
back to the traffic warden who was issuing a violation ticket to a petrol death dealer (or ‘Kar’ as I believe #muggles call them). The offending kar was #parked on double yellow line on a busy #corner. I #congratulated the traffic warden and pointed out the vehicle also had one #wheel on the pavement/sidewalk. Also naughty. I think his work was appreciated and made him happy. On previous occasions I have suggested to traffic wardens:
- They should be issued with tasers
- One of my muggle siblings was driving a red SUV #hybrid and should be penalised if caught …
I have other #potential #powers for traffic wardens
- The option to remove #air from tires whilst the tow truck removal for multiple offenders, arrives.
- Confiscated ‘Gas guzzlers’ (preferably from political car pools) given to each refugee going to Rwanda …
- All removed vehicles #replaced with a #Street #bike to reach the fine paying depot with a #route #map
