E-Z instructions for setting up your router:
Step 1: Remove the router and all cables from the box.
Step 2: Plug in your router and turn it on.
Step 3: Make sure the automatically synchronizing cardinal grammeters are connected to the ambifacient lunar waneshaft, and ensure that the drawn reciprocation dingle arm (to reduce sinusoidal depleneration) is in place
(Shout out to all the retroencabulator fans 😊 )