I had this mug made for me and a friend who told me she could read Arabic. It's a joke - it's just a phonetic transliteration of "whathefuck". When she got it, she looked at it and said, "Is that my name?"

I really don't understand why people lie about things like that. Why would you say you can read a language, when you can't?

Anyway, I thought of it too late but am thinking of making another one. This one is the same Arabic on front and back, but I'm thinking of keeping the Arabic on one side, and adding "ouate de phoque" on the other aide. It means seal wadding, but it's pronounced what de fuck.