That's it - the ravens at the Tower of London are packing their nests and clearing off - the COBRA Committee have has been in permanent session for days.
This is an unheard of crisis - Britain is running out of TEA!
https://www.mirror.co.uk/money/tea-shortage-horror-sweeps-britain-32114738
@Paulos_the_fog I mentioned this to someone I know. Their response? "I don't drink tea!". Sadly, that's people's default position: "It doesn't affect me, so why should I care?".