Paul Brownjohn @Paulos_the_fog@qoto.org

@QasimRashid

You cant dooo that its in the constitooooshun!

@EarlDGray

From what I have heard so far, some guys had an argument that got a bit out of hand (a bit???) and they started blazing away at each other. How so many other people got themselves killed or injured is a mystery to me but if that really is what happened, one thing is obvious, if they had not had access to firearms, there might be a few black eyes and maybe a few missing teeth but there would not be the mayhem we have actually seen.

Someone asked "Why do some British people not like Donald Trump?"
Nate White, an articulate and witty writer from England, wrote this magnificent response:
"A few things spring to mind.
Trump lacks certain qualities which the British traditionally esteem.
For instance, he has no class, no charm, no coolness, no credibility, no compassion, no wit, no warmth, no wisdom, no subtlety, no sensitivity, no self-awareness, no humility, no honour and no grace - all qualities, funnily enough, with which his predecessor Mr. Obama was generously blessed.
So for us, the stark contrast does rather throw Trump’s limitations into embarrassingly sharp relief.
Plus, we like a laugh. And while Trump may be laughable, he has never once said anything wry, witty or even faintly amusing - not once, ever.
I don’t say that rhetorically, I mean it quite literally: not once, not ever. And that fact is particularly disturbing to the British sensibility - for us, to lack humour is almost inhuman.
But with Trump, it’s a fact. He doesn’t even seem to understand what a joke is - his idea of a joke is a crass comment, an illiterate insult, a casual act of cruelty.
Trump is a troll. And like all trolls, he is never funny and he never laughs; he only crows or jeers.
And scarily, he doesn’t just talk in crude, witless insults - he actually thinks in them. His mind is a simple bot-like algorithm of petty prejudices and knee-jerk nastiness.
There is never any under-layer of irony, complexity, nuance or depth. It’s all surface.
Some Americans might see this as refreshingly upfront.
Well, we don’t. We see it as having no inner world, no soul.
And in Britain we traditionally side with David, not Goliath. All our heroes are plucky underdogs: Robin Hood, Dick Whittington, Oliver Twist.
Trump is neither plucky, nor an underdog. He is the exact opposite of that.
He’s not even a spoiled rich-boy, or a greedy fat-cat.
He’s more a fat white slug. A Jabba the Hutt of privilege.
And worse, he is that most unforgivable of all things to the British: a bully.
That is, except when he is among bullies; then he suddenly transforms into a snivelling sidekick instead.
There are unspoken rules to this stuff - the Queensberry rules of basic decency - and he breaks them all. He punches downwards - which a gentleman should, would, could never do - and every blow he aims is below the belt. He particularly likes to kick the vulnerable or voiceless - and he kicks them when they are down.
So the fact that a significant minority - perhaps a third - of Americans look at what he does, listen to what he says, and then think 'Yeah, he seems like my kind of guy’ is a matter of some confusion and no little distress to British people, given that:
* Americans are supposed to be nicer than us, and mostly are.
* You don't need a particularly keen eye for detail to spot a few flaws in the man.
This last point is what especially confuses and dismays British people, and many other people too; his faults seem pretty bloody hard to miss.
After all, it’s impossible to read a single tweet, or hear him speak a sentence or two, without staring deep into the abyss. He turns being artless into an art form; he is a Picasso of pettiness; a Shakespeare of shit. His faults are fractal: even his flaws have flaws, and so on ad infinitum.
God knows there have always been stupid people in the world, and plenty of nasty people too. But rarely has stupidity been so nasty, or nastiness so stupid.
He makes Nixon look trustworthy and George W look smart.
In fact, if Frankenstein decided to make a monster assembled entirely from human flaws - he would make a Trump.
And a remorseful Doctor Frankenstein would clutch out big clump-fuls of hair and scream in anguish:
'My God… what… have… I… created?
If being a twat was a TV show, Trump would be the boxed set."

The world's commercial banana production is in grave danger from a soil infection. Believe it or not, most bananas sold in the west and in India and China are Cavendish bananas; clones of one plant grown by the Duke of Devonshire's gardener on the Chatsworth estate, many years ago.

Now a fungus has evolved that attacks the Cavendish strain and kills it; it also attacks many other strains of banana. It seems we face a future without bananas!

The Cavendish strain is by no means the tastiest banana - I tasted bananas of other types grown for their taste when in Thailand and some of them taste absolutely exquisite compared to the average supermarket ones in the west!

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-35131751

It's St Valentine's Day so I'm gonna take a flower home for the wife

#alttext A humming bird hawk moth with a floret from a Verbena flower stuck to its proboscis.

That's it - the ravens at the Tower of London are packing their nests and clearing off - the COBRA Committee have has been in permanent session for days.

This is an unheard of crisis - Britain is running out of TEA!

https://www.mirror.co.uk/money/tea-shortage-horror-sweeps-britain-32114738

Sunday morning in the incredibly quiet little village where I live. In darkest rural Luxembourg.

A neighbour emerges. From the apartment block directly opposite, wearing a hooded leopard skin print onesie. Wife or girlfriend then emerges from the apartment block wearing an identical onesie checks the mailbox then they both set off presumably for a walk in their leopard skin print onesies. Only then did I notice that they were both sporting long leopard style tails hanging off the back of their onesies!

@girlonthenet

I should probably add that such systems here are all sealed pressurised systems - so nothing like the abortions with header tanks in the roof that are still used in a lot of systems in the UK. The hot water cylinders are all fed with full mains pressure so they are enamelled steel or stainless steel, not copper.

In the end the landlord didn't need persuading as the outer jacket of the cylinder sprung a leak and flooded the hall!

When we got the defective cylinder out, there were, as I suspected, pinhole leaks in the inner coil of the cylinder that allowed the mains pressure water in the outer part of the cylinder to pressurize the circulating water in the system.

A new cylinder fixed the problem completely!

@girlonthenet