Perrywong boosted

How to be An Genius:

1. Pay $44bn for a site worth 1/2 that
2. Sack everyone who knows how it works
3. Release far-right troll army
4. Turn genuine validation into a badge of idiocy
5. Kill most of your ad revenue
6. Inflate API price to recoup money
7. Everyone stops using API and scrapes site instead
8. Massively limit the service to end scraping
9. Service is now unusable
10. Remaining advertising value destroyed
11. Kill a cornerstone of the internet
12. Lose $44bn

Perrywong boosted

I was woken up today by a phone call letting me know that due purely to budgeting changes I’ve been let go from my full-time contracting position I just started in January after being laid off in September.

I am a former #Apple #engineer with 15 years of experience making apps for #iOS and #macOS. I also have experience with #Ruby. Available immediately for full time or contract work.

Please boost. #Swift #RubyOnRails

Perrywong boosted

@freemo How we do temperature is truly bonkers. Officially it's in celsius but day to day living we've used Celsius in winter & Fahrenheit in summer. Almost as if to exaggerate the increase in temperature that summer brings . I've now personally managed to totally convert to Celsius but it has been a weird challenge.

@freemo Yes, I still measure my weight in stones & we still measure milk in pints, although the bottles display the volume in litres, 2.272 litres for a four pinter, if memory serves. We also still serve beers in pubs as pints but spirits & wine, in those same pubs, are in millilitres. Almost everything else i can think of is in metric but, again, there is a legacy from measuring in imperial. For instance, sausages are bought in packs of 454g which is basically a pound of sausages.

@freemo The UK is predominately metric now. Imperial is used for road signs & by the older community but for little else.

How we used to live is how we still do. There's nowt new undert sun.

youtube.com/watch?v=23gNHStA5C

Perrywong boosted

The idea that bad people having a voice on social media causes other people to become bad people (often the argument as to why we must defederate from bad servers) is equivalent to:

Thinking violent video games cause people to become violent.

Thinking explicit song lyrics cause people to become criminals

Allowing people to be openly homosexual will cause others to become homosexual

Banning books

Perrywong boosted

Elusive glass octopus spotted in the remote Pacific Ocean. Only its eyes, optic nerve and digestive tract are opaque. This rarely-seen glass octopus bared all recently — even a view of its innards — when an underwater robot filmed it gracefully soaring through the deep waters of the Central Pacific Ocean. Image credit: Schmidt Ocean Institute

Perrywong boosted
Perrywong boosted

First set of photos from the camera from Iceland trip. Also first Mastodon post. Shapes and colours of Sólheimajökull glacier. This was definitely one of the highlights, our guide was really informative and explained a lot about how the local volcanoes (mostly Hekla but also the more recently active Eyjafjallajökull) are seen in the glacial landscape.

#glacier #Eyjafjallajökull #Hekla #Sólheimajökull #iceland #winter #walking #travel #adventure

Perrywong boosted
Perrywong boosted

:blobcataww:

"I build little people out of acorns and sticks, then photograph them in the wild with real animals.
Join me as I share my process of building and photographing.
Learn more and buy prints at www.davidmbird.com."

youtube.com/channel/UC6q7I1DD2

#birds #wildlife #critters

Uninstalled today as it just keeps on getting worse. The algorithm that forces my feed to 'for you' instead of those I'm purposely 'following' is particularly galling.

Perrywong boosted

When old trauma lies buried deep within our bones it doesn’t show itself in so many words, but is more of a free-floating anxiety or an inchoate persistent worry – you can’t just bat this away with logic. theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2

Perrywong boosted

I have uploaded a new video about Suella Braverman and the asylum system...

You can watch it here: youtu.be/ESHHPnXi4r8

I tried uploading directly to Mastodon but that didn't work so a YouTube link will have to do...

Enjoy!

Perrywong boosted
Perrywong boosted

Hi, this is Greta. You are welcome to follow me here, if you prefer planet earth to planet mars.

Show older
Qoto Mastodon

QOTO: Question Others to Teach Ourselves
An inclusive, Academic Freedom, instance
All cultures welcome.
Hate speech and harassment strictly forbidden.