My sister's pregnancy hormones have like magically transformed her into a mom already. My dad made a snide comment earlier but much louder than he should have, and the person in question heard him.

My sister was like "Hey Dad, did you know you're being really loud and she heard you? Maybe you need to get your hearing tested because I don't think you meant to be that loud" whereas my reaction was more like "JESUS CHRIST DAD WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, HEY EVERYONE I DON'T KNOW HIM, GOODBYE"