Rusty @RustyStriker@qoto.org

It's a little sad that people have realised this late that #windows is horrible, but it's never too late to switch to a better operating system. Switch to #Linux today! It respects your privacy and has so much choice.

A COBOL programmer, tired of the bug chaos in the legacy codebase, decides to have themselves cryogenically frozen to skip the whole mess. Years later, they're thawed out.

"Did I sleep through?" they ask.

"It's the year 9999," the scientists replied, "And we need you to fix some legacy code from 2000, which is still in production ."