Not to make light of the current strange news headlines. But wouldn't it be fair to consider our politicians suspicious packages?

Who really knows what's inside them? what makes them tick, if they tick at all? Are they active or inert, and which is preferable?

Often no one wants to claim responsibility for sending them to Washington and we all wonder what kind of person would have sent them. They're constantly taking over news headlines , and no one knows if or when they'll implode or explode or just stay around forever.