Unit @Unit@qoto.org

yo my phone's been acting weird what the frick

PSA

Humans are animals.

We don't mean this figuratively or pejoratively: we mean this in a literal, factual sense.

Humans are part of the kingdom animalia, which comprises all animals.

As such, if you think, say, or write things like:

"humans and animals"; or
"humans versus animals";

... you're setting humans apart as something other than what we are, as if we're somehow above other animals, which is incredibly anthropocentric and flawed

It's a bit like saying "2 and even numbers", which implies that 2 isn't an even number. Instead, you might say "2 and other even numbers"

So, when you are talking or writing about any animals, please kindly specify whether you mean:

human animals
non-human animals
all animals

Thank you 🫶

#humans #HumansAreAnimals #NonHumanAnimals #AllAnimals #PSA

DRIVING IN MY TRUCK AFTER A BEER

HEY THAT BUMP IS SHAPED LIKE A DEER

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Democratic Party: We are spending $20M to figure out how to talk to male voters

Mamdani: Save your money. Endorse me. I have +45 favorability with male voters

Dem Party: We meant young male voters

Mamdani: I have +73 favorability with men under 45

Dem Party: We're not endorsing you dude. Go away. Now, why is our favorability is -54? Let's spend $20M on wealthy consultants to figure it out!

>Horse gacha game drops
>Everyone except Halo is happy
>Suddenly Trump comes out and starts making it very clear him and everyone in his government rapes children

Clearly this is a calculated distraction from horse gacha and we should be very upset at Trump for trying to pull this right now instead of waiting for people to stop caring about the umas

>Push for demons in the machine to do our work
>You still have to work the same amount of hours

My wishlist of 1000+ items still won't load!!!!

A QA engineer walks into a bar

Orders of beer

Orders zero beers

Orders 9999999999999999999 beers

Orders a lizard

Orders -1 beers

Orders Fuegaerrgpiuhiogrr

First real customer walks into the bar, and asks where the bathroom is. The bar bursts into flames killing everyone.

Here we fucking go.

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