Mastodon is more than just a community. Mastodon is a family. And there comes a time that we must ask our family for help. Today, that time has come for me.
For personal and private reasons, I am in desperate need of this $25,000 novelty duck brooch. Please support my Patreon so I can purchase this $25,000 novelty duck brooch today. Thank you for your unconditional love and support.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
@lowqualityfacts What happens if someone actually gives you money in response to this? Do you have to give it back? 😄
@lowqualityfacts Well, yeah, but only if you get up to $25,012.42, presumably!