There's nearly zero #slash written for #TheMatrix films. What the actual hell? There's nearly none for #JohnWick. 
Like. Are we not writing slash for action films now? Is #Inception a bug in the system, lasting 12+ years now? Are #TomHardy and #JosephGordonLevitt just magic?
@War_Kittens There's a bunch of Santino di Antonio / John Wick slash on Ao3. (Of course, I had to fall for an Ultra Rare Pair here....Iosef / John 
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@AndarthaRasri I haven't gotten past the first film yet. Mostly I'm annoyed that we don't get any big dad energy AU fics. There's so much potential with Charon, Marcus, and Winston to choose from. Oh and Lawrence Fishburne later. Fandom is so damn racist though.
I have so many ideas and I unfortunately can't write. 
@War_Kittens There's half a dozen Winston / Charon fic out there and one Charon / Kirill, so small blessings. Who would you ship the Bowery King with? Also, the other movies are awesome IMHO, but there's other people (like my DH) who don't like them. Definitely worth a watch though for shipping / fanfic material!
I've not gotten to 3 yet! So I'm not sure, but honestly, I'm Gen X and all these men have hot dad energy and I can ship nearly anyone together. I ship Bane/John Blake from The Dark Night Rises for Pete's sake.
I just wanna read / write AUs where John is retired and these guys are just hot guys in his neighborhood and he gets up to normal guy stuff. I'm weird and slice of life is my favorite. (see Infinite Coffee and Protection Detail)
