我跑步等于遛手机,证明如下:遛狗的人和狗用线连接,我和手机也用线连接;狗会叫,手机也可以向人传递用耳朵接受的信息;遛狗的人和狗一前一后,跑步时我和手机的重心也是一前一后;人可以被狗拉着跑,我下的健身App也会催我跑;主人对狗爱不释手,我也对手机爱不释手。Q.E.D.
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