This is Abe. Abe was a schizophrenic who hallucinated commands from the VOICE OF GOD, after which he mutilated his own genitals (plus a lot of other guys’ genitals!) before nearly murdering his own son. Judaism, Christianity, and Islam are called “Abrahamic” religions because they all take this same nutty hot mess Abe to be their founding patriarch. Followers of the Abrahamic religions make up around SIXTY PERCENT of the human population worldwide! Well, no wonder the world’s in the shape it’s in. Don’t be like Abe.

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