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- woke?
- bespoke!
- pronouns?
- sure, nouns are nice
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- problems?
- yes, many.
state licensed lolbert and hypernatalist with a breeding kink. never watched rick & morty and i'm proud of it.
don't only rely on my words, read what happy customers wrote about me: "10/10 would buy again", "top seller, great value", "wildly incorrect", "teil des problems", "without imagination", "Repeated provocation using copy/paste.", "if you take a dump in my mentions, I just might notice the smell", "log out and never login again", "Du redest wirr.", "My brother in Christ, this is such a ridiculously dumb statement that I will no longer entertain this silly conversation.", "Auf Derailing-Diskussionen habe ich keine Lust. Finger über dem Blocken-Knopf.", "Wie gesagt, du kannst der Diskussion inhaltlich nicht folgen.", "oh ein putinscher dampfplauderer *plonk*"
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one day at a time.
Joined Jun 2020
@DCR jetzt gabs erstmal unterwegs pommes 😅
i want some spicy hot asian food 
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:gondola_head: 🌿 
:ignutius: 
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Guys, I got the backpack 😭 I love it, it's so cute and also very big. It has 3 big pockets (one of them is for the laptop) and 3 "small" ones. It's perfect
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The #Crowdstrike outage is/was ____________.
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Bitte stellt bei der Hitze Trinkschalen 💦 für Insekten 🐝, Igel 🦔 Eichhörnchen 🐿️ und Vögel 🦅 raus! Und auch die Schnecken wollen etwas trinken! #trinkschalen #tränke #vogeltränke #insektenfreundlich
i have to add that of course wasting books isn't good, but i'm pretty sure there is either some regulatory shenanigans at play, making it cheaper to just recycle them OR it is really cheaper and thus more effective.
publishers would LOVE to accurately determine how many copies they will sell while keeping people reading these cheap paperbacks happy. trashing the books is costing the publishers money. putting the extra books into recycling at least pays back a bit.
if someone does buy the extra copies for the same amount that would probably be fine as well, but there is a reason these books didn't sell - nobody wanted them in the first place.
one sane person in this thread (suggesting that print on demand could be an option). everyone else just commielarping because "capitalism bad ™️"
note that everyone is talking about the poor poor authors who have to receive moar royalties. not about that the workers producing, transporting, and the workers recycling the books DO get paid. these people only care for their own intelligenzija class.
Every year, millions of books are pulped by the book industry’s big distribution companies when they are returned by retail outlets and on-line sto...
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Crowdstrike software is doing its job beautifully; computers that can't boot can't get hacked 
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I send an email once a month for work and include a corny joke to get people to actually open it. I saw this one @sundogplanets and thought of you:
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As I was driving to work one day, I spotted a woman standing out in a large field next to a telescope. She wasn't using the scope, just standing next to it.
On my way home the same woman is there, just standing in a large field with a telescope.
This scene repeated itself for a few more days, every time I drove past this large field.
1/2
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What I'm hearing is that the entire crowd went on strike today.
@icedquinn @realcaseyrollins eu just shouldn't exist except for free trade
- woke?
- bespoke!
- pronouns?
- sure, nouns are nice
- ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~ <°((((((((((>< ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~
- ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~ <°((((((((((>< ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~
- problems?
- yes, many.
state licensed lolbert and hypernatalist with a breeding kink. never watched rick & morty and i'm proud of it.
don't only rely on my words, read what happy customers wrote about me: "10/10 would buy again", "top seller, great value", "wildly incorrect", "teil des problems", "without imagination", "Repeated provocation using copy/paste.", "if you take a dump in my mentions, I just might notice the smell", "log out and never login again", "Du redest wirr.", "My brother in Christ, this is such a ridiculously dumb statement that I will no longer entertain this silly conversation.", "Auf Derailing-Diskussionen habe ich keine Lust. Finger über dem Blocken-Knopf.", "Wie gesagt, du kannst der Diskussion inhaltlich nicht folgen.", "oh ein putinscher dampfplauderer *plonk*"
➡️ NO PRESSURE ⬅️ 💄NO DIAMOND💍
one day at a time.
Joined Jun 2020
